Saturday 18 February 2012

lone star tonto

old ladies

Its a constangt source of amazement the amount of old ladies with names like Mary from the Dairy who are involved with toy soldiers
and for all the sad old ladies out here heres max millers song now fuck off


I fell in love with Mary from the dairy
But Mary wouldn't fall in love with me.
Down by an old mill stream We both sat down to dream Little did she know that
I was thinking up a scheme, She said, 'Let's pick some buttercups and daisies',
But those buttercups were full of margarine 
She slipped and we both Down by a wishing well In the same place where I fell for Nellie Dean. I fell in love with Mary from the Dairy,
But Mary wouldn't fall in love with me; Down by an old mill stream We both sat down to dream: 
That was when I offered her my strawberries and cream We walked and talked together in the moonlight, She asked me what I knew of farmery, I said, 'Mary, I'm no fool,
You can't milk Barney's Bull.' That's when Mary from the dairy fell for me. 
Little did she know that I was thinking up a scheme,
The wife she says that she is going to leave me, The moment that she does then I am free,
There's a little girl I know I'll take her and I'll show, 
Where Mary from the Dairy fell for me. ( VARIATION ) 'Now on our farm,' said Mary from the
dairy, 
'We've got the finest cows you've ever seen. I don't do things by halves - I'll let you see my calves, And they're not the same shape calves as Nellie Deans. "


OK thats max's song and as said if you are a mary from the dairy now fuck off